June 2012
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
May 2012
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fuckin forever 21 ships insanelly fast , it feels like they only serve me :) all the dresses fit yayyyyyy! Might send one back just because i don’t really like the way it looks, and one is a litttle too short/tight but i’m in love with it so i’m keeping it and it will motivate me to work out more wooo. Of course it’s my my fave one of them all though waaaa. Overall great...
She was the kind of person who took care of things by herself. She’d never ask...
– Naoko (Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami)
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G2 test booked for first week of July :) prob gonna fail but whatevsss then i’ll take it again. suck it maggie >=D i’m driving and you cannn’t stop mehhh.
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Never confuse education with intelligence.
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20 Things I Should Have Known at 20.
theburiedlife:
1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in institutions to educate you. By the time they build the curriculum, it’s likely that the system is outdated–...
Anonymous asked: youd never guess, and i cant tell you
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Anonymous asked: DAYUUUMNNNNN. seriously though. sincerely, a male admirer
who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem
#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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ugh i really want to buy a bikini but i still feel like i’m too fat and have these annoying ass stretch marks grrrr. I mean I want to wear one but i don’t want to make others uncomfy/ be worried about people judging me. I know I hate seeing people wearing swimsuits which are just NOT okay, and so I don’t want to be one of those girls. All the bikinis are soo cute, and...
Anonymous asked: Forever 21 doesn't do returns :(
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walt grace's submarine test on john mayers new...
my brother is doing his workout in the hall
but it sounds like he’s getting it on. * runs to hug the toilet bowl and puke guts out *
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went on forever 21 to buy a dress for my brothers...
casually bought 7. what is wrong with me? thank god they were all between 17 and 25 dollars. but stilllll. to make myself feel better I keep telling myself that it is like buying 1 or 2 at aritzia. slash knowing my body 6 of them won’t fit and will be shipped back.
May 26 2012
went to the dentist and continue on with my never had a cavity streak
found b.spears fantasy perfume in the 50ml bottle on sale at shoppers for $19 and had to buy it, WHATTT
I have to read about 5 hours of psych when all i want is to go outside :’(
have to finish the rough draft of my assignment due monday that I have yet to read the outline for…
been listening and creeping like a...
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have :) I love your blog!
i feel like nick jonas kind of looks like vinny...
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tooooo bad i would get mosquitos bites on every square inch of my body and not complain. ill take the itch if it comes with the hitch…
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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[[MORE]]on cloud nine. this feels like some sort of joke. best victoria day ever by far. who would have thought this would have happened? not me.
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weekly forums
nothing i hate in more in school than online participation marks. fuck i have procrastinated since 6:30. sduibfsjdhabfhasdbfha whyyyyy must I contribute twice a week to these discussions. I mean if a few sentences sufficed sureee i’d be down, but noooo these replies are like 800 words a piece fuck. and they have to work off what others said because the first person answers the question...
worst case: knowing you have to wash your...
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
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